Shireen Roy is a sophomore in Davenport College from Texas—and yes, she did ride a horse to school every morning. She’s a prospective Psychology major and pre-med and has little to no idea of what she wants out of life. She spends most of her time reading, listening to weird indie pop, looking at clothes she can’t afford online, and watching Audrey Hepburn movies. You’ve probably seen her around petting other people’s dogs and crying about minor problems. If you want to be her friend, you should get her dessert and ask her what season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is her favorite.