Alyssa is a sophomore in that college you all know you want to be in: JE. She hails from the DMV and if you don’t know what that is then you can’t sit with her. She is majoring in Literature but like…grammar and spelling. When she isn’t busy avoiding eye contact in all public spaces, she enjoys petting other people’s dogs and eating crunchy pears in quiet lectures. If you ever want to come up and talk to her on the street, don’t.